The Best and Worst of Dating Profile Headlines (Dare to be Different! )

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The Best and Worst of Dating Profile Headlines (Dare to be Different! )

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May 8 The Best and Worst of Dating Profile Headlines (Dare to be Different!)

What is the Purpose of a Dating Profile Headline?

We frequently get requests for help from Slew of Fish (see our review on POF) and Match (our review on Match) members for advice on making their online dating profiles more appealing. Typically, the alarm bells commence clanging as soon as we see their profile taglines: 90% of these taglines are either typical (overused and boring) or slightly needy. The Dating Gurus are at your service to explain just why a dating profile headline (also known as a tagline) is more significant than you would very first suspect.

Dare to be Different

There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can pack that magical place in your heart. Too bad most of them are gargling a fine chance to grab your attention, and make you want to dig deeper.

Let’s be realistic—most of us come in zip code and age parameters, and then narrow the criteria with a custom-made search for a word of interest, such as ‘brewpub’, ‘warriordash’, or ‘camping’ Then, as soon as humanely possible we get to the photos.

If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. Game over.

But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the very first thing you’ll notice is the profile tagline. This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and stir on. The dating profile headline is a one-time lightning-quick chance to showcase a little flair, and highlight something about your personality or a special interest. The tagline can showcase your wit, a love of poetry, sense of humor, a romantic or philosophical nature, etc. It also can work to attract someone who has similar interests with one quick zap.

27 Examples of Good and Unique(ish) Dating Profile Headlines

Some we created ourselves, and others we borrowed from dating headlines on the web.

  1. I will kill the spider for you!
  2. And Now.. For Something Totally Different!
  3. The Entire Enchilada
  4. A Gentleman and a Scholar
  5. Not Flawless, But My Dog Thinks I’m Awesome
  6. Travels Well
  7. Traveling Boots and Dancing Boots
  8. Runs with Scissors
  9. In My Mind, I Sing Just Like Sinatra
  10. Willing to Lie About How We Met
  11. Commence By Dreaming
  12. If Edison Had Been Afraid of the Consequences, We’d Still be Sitting In the Dark
  13. Likes Dancing in the Rain
  14. MaryInABox
  15. Slurps Desert Very first!
  16. Ollie, Ollie, In Come Free!
  17. He Who Hesitates is a Damn Loser (Mae West)
  18. Life is about stepping out of your convenience zone
  19. Passion and Ambition Seek the Same
  20. Creating a Fresh Ending
  21. Iowa farm dame masquerading as East Coast intellectual
  22. You Can’t Stay In Your Corner of the Forest Waiting For Others to Come to You. (You Have to Go to Them Sometimes.)(Winnie-the-Pooh)
  23. Be Kind Whenever Possible. It is Always Possible. (Dalai Lama)
  24. I seldom end up where I wished to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. (Douglas Adams)
  25. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams)
  26. I am grateful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose (Woody Allen)
  27. Once in his life, a man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead (Lucille Ball)
  28. Wears socks that match!

Pitfalls of Bad Dating Headlines and Things to Avoid

We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for crimson flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. And believe us, you are grateful. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible. Thickest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all expose clues about character, intelligence, or confidence. If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date! Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complicated. But this is superb news for OUR readers, because you are now going to stand out as a creative and clever person amongst the yawners, oddballs, and desperadoes. You’re welcome.

20 Examples of Bad Dating Profile Headlines and Taglines

You just can’t make this stuff up, and we didn’t! All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines. We had to stop ourselves, because they just went on and on.

  1. “Hi”
  2. Active gluten free, organic food, traveler, hiker, nature admirer, searching for fucking partner to love everything life has to offer”
  3. I have a few trust issues
  4. Live, Laugh, Love
  5. Likes Pina Coladas and taking walks the Rain
  6. Looking for Ms. Right
  7. Looking for my night in shinning armor (yes, we left the spelling mistakes intact)
  8. I am seeking for true love. Could that be you?
  9. Ready to stir to the next level with that special woman who is after my heart
  10. Looking for somebody wonderful
  11. Not sure what to say
  12. Does anyone actually read these things?
  13. Yes I’ts me. LOL! (grammar left as was written)
  14. I can’t believe I’m on a dating site
  15. This is rather trite, don’t you think?
  16. Can you make me love again?*
  17. Will pack this in later…
  18. Insert funny headline here
  19. Looking for Drama Free.. No Games!
  20. Back Again..

The 8 Elements of a Bad Dating Headline

  1. *Don’t sound desperate. “Can you make me love again?” is desperate.
  2. So many people ‘Can’t believe I’m on a dating site’. Get over it, because we’re all on one too.
  3. If you ‘Don’t know what to say here’, then get off yer lazy butt and insert a cool song lyric, line from a poem, or a quote by your dearest author, celebrity, or comic book character.
  4. News Flash: No one wants ‘drama’. Telling you don’t want drama makes you sound like you attract drama. Or drama and crisis.
  5. “Looking for someone wonderful” or “Ms. Right” doesn’t say a word about yourself, which is what people are searching for in profiles and dating taglines. All it says is you might be looking for someone–anyone–everyone.
  6. “Does anyone ever read these things?” warns us that you aren’t getting any play!
  7. Live, Laugh, Love is used by at least one female per search page. Make it stop!
  8. Spelling or grammar errors. Spell check is your friend.

Embarking to get it? Use a dating profile headline to showcase your unique personality, or to grab someone’s attention. And no, we can’t “make you love again”.

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