First date jokes that will make you sound hilarious

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First date impressions are so important. When you are meeting this person for the first time you want to make a right impression right away. The easiest way to do it is to joke around. But what kind of jokes are appropriate for the first date? And how to not to sound lame for your date?

Intelligence is the first thing I look for in women… Because if they don’t have that, I may just have a chance!

Corny jokes are not always bad. Telling the truth about yourself in a funny way will always sound like a good joke.

My friend was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

The jokes with an unexpected ending will always be a good move. Just hope that your date is not too slow to understand it.

I can’t believe how convenient online dating is. Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home…

Private introvert jokes are hilarious! Or not just an introvert. Basically, any topic is good if you both understand what are you joking about.


  • I love your scent, what is it?
  • Desperation


It’s okay to joke about yourself or some problems in dating that may be common for both of you. If your date has the right sense of humour, this kind of joke will definitely make them laugh. The only rule here is to make it sound funny, not sad.

The best part about speed dating is having 8-10 new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you’ve had.

Show them your love for wine. Don’t leave any illusions 🙂

It’s not hard to sound hilarious on your first date. Just stay relaxed, try to be natural and show them your inner comic. If your date likes you he/she will laugh at your jokes anyway.

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